About the unreasonable 
 husband: you are not unreasonable. 
 wife: you and I never talked to management, the home is not unreasonable. Say you are a man, than I am 8 months, you have to let me 
 
 husband money 
: after I earned in proportion to give you, I earned for a long time to stay also a little more, so I tend to be positive. 
 wife:. 
 Husband: I'll give you what percentage? 
 wife: 1.2 per cent. 
 husband:-_- gold supra skytop! ~ ~ ~ 
 
 The idea 
 wife: Let go play. 
 Husband: Well, you go on the go. 
 wife: I have a mind and you say! 
 Husband: I'm out of idea you never agreed to it. 
 wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea ah, perfunctory! You have to keep the idea skytop supra shoes, until I am satisfied. the 
 husband: ... 
 
 on center 
 wife: I at our house has been a center in your home can be centered. 
 husband: that in our family has been the center. 
 wife: my center than your center. 
 Husband: Why? 
 wife: I am a daughter, you're just a kid. 
 
 wife mood 
: I am a working mood, bad, will lower the quality of our marriage. 
 Husband: I work the mood will be not good. 
 wife: No, you have the mind capacity of a stronger than me. Because you are taller than me, the heart than me! 
 
 buy the clothes 
 wife: this dress look nice? 
 husband: good-looking. 
 wife: you turn me want me to hurry to buy over and go home. 
 wife: that good-looking clothes? 
 husband: look good. 
 wife: you could not bear to buy! 
 husband:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
 
 take things 
 wife: this bag you carry it with me. 
 husband: I took four bags, you do not get the nerve to do? 
 wife: I holding you to it! You have 100 kilos, I take the things you get something heavy. the 
 husband: T_T ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 
 
 on eat 
 wife: plum I ate half, good to eat, the rest of you eat. 
 husband: I do not like the plum. 
 wife: No, you love to eat! You is not hold anything I had ever eaten! The husband 
: This fish is very good to eat, to. 
 wife: You have to dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! 
 Husband: Have you had half of me still eating, I do not dislike you, how do you hold anything against me? 
 wife: you are right. I despise you that I am better than you clean. I am better than you clean, how can you hold anything against me? ! husband of 
: .................. 
 
 the drink 
 wife: husband shop supra shoes, I want to drink! 
 Husband: I'll give you tossed away. Hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see? 
 wife: see, I just want you to me. husband 
: .................. 
 
 telephoned 
 wife: Why do not you call me? ! 
 husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that you give me a call. I waited a day, or I'll call you. 
 wife: I said, I changed my mind. Eileen Chang said: Women have the right to change his mind. 
 husband: you changed my mind did not tell me! 
 wife: I said, I said to myself, Who told you my heart is not the same. 
 husband: ..................... 
 
 the dishes 
 husband: will you do the dishes? 
 wife:. 
 husband: how not moving? 
 wife: I have a headache. 
 husband: lazy dead, will not let you do the dishes you are not a headache. 
 wife: Really! The thought of washing dishes I get a headache! 
 
 On walking 
 wife: we have been walk to the piece of road. 
 husband: there too far away for a while to go back. 
 wife: all right, you carry me back. the 
 husband: .................. 
 
 on stem housework 
 husband: let housework divide it. 
 wife:. First of all, the dirty work men do it too. Such as grazing / toilet brush / wipe the table. . 
 Husband: This. 
 wife: the men outside, women inside. Dealing with outsiders, you do it, to buy food / pay the water bill / take the newspaper and milk. 
 Husband:. . . OK! 
 wife: You studied engineering in school, I learn the liberal arts, a live thing with your kid, like a washing machine / refrigerator / rice cooker / electric irons. . . 
 Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? 
 wife: Do not worry, the fumes from the kitchen so much, you can destroy the skin, cooking with your dry. 
 Husband: You tell me you do it. 
 wife: I have a lot to dry. I can be with you, supervise you, praise you, comfort you. . . . . . husband 
: ........................ 
 
 the love 
 wife: What does it mean? 
 husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. 
 wife: No! the 
 Husband: Why I know I not. 
 wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not do other people can do, I would not pick your old problems, and a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting a small jealous and noisy call is not conducive to family stability. 
 husband: I have acting. 
 wife: a man and a woman acting by a small, loss of nerve to say! husband 
: .................. 
 
 extramarital 
 wife: old TV played an affair, you say, you will have an affair? 
 husband: do not. 
 wife: Why? 
 husband: a enough I regret, never again to be the second! ! 
 
 about sleep (1) 
 husband: you are so bad people, how accounted for then the earth children! 
 Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, had to stretch it! 
 husband:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
 
 sleep (b) 
 wife: we cover that double it. 
 Husband: Do not! That next morning, all wrapped in your body. I also cover vain. Or build their own right, and my heart at ease. 
 Wife: Well, you are your own cover, tomorrow morning, still have to be wrapped to go! 
 husband:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . get up 
 husband: 
 
 get up, get up, you do not have to get up early meeting it. 
 wife: Knock it off me, I go to sleep. 
 husband: fast up late. 
 wife: you do not touch me! I would also like to sleep it! ! 
 the ............ 
 Wife: Yeah! Always late! How do you not call me? ! 
 husband:. . . . . . . . 
 
 eat 
 wife: husband, we eat there to eat? 
 Husband: What do you want? 
 wife: What I decided ah, then I would also like you to do? Casually, you say eat eat what. 
 husband: Then we went to the XXX eat XXX! 
 wife: furious, but also eat this, you get a little creative. husband 
: Every time that I am angry all want to get angry (which is always in my heart said, do not dare go out. of) 
 
 the truth 
 wife: You see, The girl is more than good-looking. 
 husband: What nice ah. 
 Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I remain the same! 
 husband: good-looking, good-looking. Hey, you go ah, how to ignore me? 
 
 the child 
 wife: we want a child. 
 Husband: OK. the 
 Wife: Do you like our children? 
 Husband: Yes. 
 Wife: No! You have a person like me! 
 Husband: Well, well, I like you. 
 wife: that my child Why do you do not like A! 
 husband: we still do not have children. 
 
 on divorce 
 wife: Let If divorced, the house belongs to me, I have to take away my money. the 
 husband: I have the money? 
 wife: Your money is my money, do you have any money! 
 wife: your monthly income after a divorce have to give me 80%. Well, if you get married again, then give me 60% became. her husband 
: my wife, I will never divorce you! 
 
 
 on female equality 
 of her husband: to say that equality between men and women, our house is not have equality and equal? 
 wife: ah. Men bully woman bullied several thousand years. We also bully bully you thousands of years, is true equality. Do not worry, a few thousand years, our family had to equal the
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